transportation in heaven
There were three men waiting to get into heaven and St. Peter
was asking them certain questions to know what type of transportaion
to give them in heaven.
The first man walks up and St. Peter asks him, "Have
you ever cheated on your wife?"
He responds, "Yes, I have.
Many times. " St. Peter hands him a scooter.
Then, the second man walks up and St. Peter asks him the same
question, to which he responds, "Only once or twice.
" St. Peter hands him a beat up Chevy.
The last man walks up and St. Peter repeats his question,
to which the man answers, "Never in my life! I have
alway been faithful!" St. Peter hands him a Jaguar.
After a week, the man with the scooter and the man with the
Chevy see the man with the Jaguar crying, so they stop and
ask him, "Why are you crying? You got the Jaguar!"
He answered, "I just saw my wife on a skateboard!"
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