queens legs

english, irish n scotsman just bought a pub they are arguing
on what to name it...how about the three bag pipes says the
scot NOOOOOOOOO the others reply...hows about the golden
shamrock says irish, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THE ENGLISH MAN
SAYS HOW ABOUT THE QUEENS LEGS THEY ALL AGREE N GET TOTALLY
PISSED ON THE ALE...next day a crowd is out side yelling
and banging the doors. mr plod sees n investigates wots
all this noise he shouts.. a young man pipes up we are waiting
for the queens legs to open so we can have a drink.....

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