Two Dead Men
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the
second.
"I froze to death, " says the second.
"That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?"
Askes the first.
"It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the
shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But
eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb
and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How
did you die?" asks the second.
"I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You
see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed
up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found
her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one
was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one
was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic,
and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic"
he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd
both still be alive."
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