The Blizzard
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded
up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving
for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive
lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there,
and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed, " she explained, "and I'm afraid
that the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry, " Jack said, "we'll
be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks,
we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed,
and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in
for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they were on
their way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out,
but he finally determined that it was from the attorney
of that attractive widow he met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do
you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed
at on our ski holiday up north?"
"Yes I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and have sex with her?"
"Yes, " Bob said, a little embarrassed about
being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling
her yours?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry
buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
YOU THOUGHT THE ENDING WOULD BE DIFFERENT, DIDN'T
YOU???
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