Right On Times

The impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants

some Viagra, but he doesn't want his wife to know about

it. The doctor prescribes it for him, he heads to the
pharmacist, who fills the prescription. Home is a good

hour away so the bus driver quickly downs one of the pills.


When he gets home, he doesn't even have to tell his wife

with words. That twinkle in his eye speaks volumes. They

tear off each others clothes and are quickly in bed.


He manages to "rise to the occasion" three times.
*Three
times!* He expects his wife to be delighted, but instead,

she seems rather sad.


"What's wrong, dear?" he asks


"I think your job is taking over every aspect of your

life and it's doing you in, " she sighs.


"What do you mean?"


"I mean, even our sex life is like the bus service.

Nothing for ages, and then -- three come all at once!"

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