wife stories

Quiet Sundays

The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled
and new dentures were being made.

The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second
Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday
he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded
this way:

"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third
Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures
and I could not stop talking!"