How to strip for your partner
Have you ever watched Striptease and thought, "Why
the hell am I watching this movie?" And then, perhaps,
"I've always wanted to spin around a pole like
that." Would you be surprised to know you're
not alone?
The truth is, most women I've talked to have, at one
time or another, fantasized about being a stripper. Many
have even tried out some moves on their lovers. Sound like
fun? It is! A striptease is a great way to show your partner
how sexy you think you are, and believe me, he or she will
agree.
Step 1: Preparation
I'm not going to tell you that a spontaneous strip will
not make jaws drop. I think we can all agree that anything
that involves you removing your own clothes in front of
your sweetie will be applauded. However, if you really
want to treat your "customer" to something
special, plan an actual striptease show.
Before the music even begins, well, you must pick it. Obviously,
keep your and your partner's tastes in mind, but know
that it's not quite going to have the same effect if
you're seductively removing clothing to, say, something
by Hanson or Stryper. Try to choose something that's
got a slow-ish tempo so you can take your time and really
tease. Just make sure it's not too slow as the song may
end and you'll only have a couple of pieces off. Practically
anything from the "9 1/2 Weeks" soundtrack
is great -- a clich, maybe, but it works.
Next, you have to plan what you're going to wear. Now
there may be some shopping involved here, but you won't
have to spend much money. In fact, don't -- there's
a good chance that once you're down to your undergarments,
they will be ripped right off your body! Start from your
bottom layer and work your way out. Your final "outfit"
is the showstopper -- this is a strip TEASE, remember --
so get something you KNOW will drive your honey mad. It can
be a tiny bra and g-string combo, maybe a corset -- whatever
makes you feel sexy and desirable.
Once that's accomplished, you can pretty much pick
whatever's in your closet for the outer layer. A good,
"naughty" choice is always the Lolita-esque,
schoolgirl look, but you may choose anything really. You
could go the button-down business route -- a tie would later
make a great prop (think looping behind his or her head to
pull it into your breasts; things along those lines). The
sky's the limit!
Finally, accessories. This includes everything you might
need for a theme (glasses, hats, ties, etc.) as well as the
all-important thigh highs (or garter belt and stockings)
and stiletto heels. A word of caution here: make sure you
can actually move around and dance in these shoes. While
I realize that stilettos don't generally come in heights
under three inches, some are easier to maneuver in than
others. If you don't happen to have any in your closet,
ask a friend.
Other accessories that are fun to include are long necklaces
(they look amazing when you're down to the essentials
-- trust me), long gloves and feather boas.
Step 2: Practice
You're not auditioning for the next Star Search so
I don't mean that you need to choreograph a huge number.
Simply listen to the music you've chosen a few times
and move to it. It doesn't have to be spins and splits,
just movement. Once you're comfortable with that,
do a dry run with your costume on to figure out when and what
you'll be removing. Again, this is a tease, so make
it slow, make it sexy. This will also give you an opportunity
to rethink your costume if anything is too difficult to
unbutton or unhook -- you don't want your come-hither
dance to turn into a Chevy Chase pratfall.
Step 3: Showtime!
Do not be nervous. This is fun. If it causes you any undue
embarrassment or discomfort, then you shouldn't
be doing it. I understand there will be some butterflies
-- it's perfectly natural, but realize that if you
feel seductive and desirable, so will your audience. Plus,
you're performing for your lover who (hopefully)
already finds you seductive and desirable!
If you can, dim the lights a bit. Barring that, turn out the
lights, but light lots of candles. Strut your beautiful
self out there and start your music. If you really want to
drive him or her to distraction, climb up on a coffee table
or anything that puts you up a little higher. (Please, please,
if you do this, make sure your stage is sturdy ahead of time.
I think we can all imagine how quickly a trip to the ER would
kill the mood.) Merely sway suggestively for a bit without
actually removing anything. Do remember to turn from time
to time, especially if your sweetheart is particularly
enamored with your backside. Do a little booty shaking.
If your hair is up, let it down and softly whip it back and
forth. Check the look on your lover's face. Has the
mouth slackened a bit? Then it's time to move on to the
good stuff.
Start with something innocuous -- a glove is great. Very
slowly push the glove down your arm, then with your teeth,
suggestively pull at the cloth on each finger. Once your
glove is loose enough to pull off, do so, but again, slowly.
Then throw it at your lover. Please don't wing it at
him or her; it sort of ruins the mood. At any rate, you may
then move on to whatever you choose with two exceptions:
your thigh highs (or garter and stockings) and your shoes.
These should stay on until you're down to your dainties.
I must ask you to trust me again.
No matter what you're removing, the key is to do it as
slowly as possible. Tease. Unbutton your blouse and only
let your shoulder or a part of your back show before your
shirt makes it all the way off. Flash your partner, then
quickly close your blouse. Spin around to give him or her
several tantalizing angles. Then do the same with your
skirt; simply lift it to expose a thigh, then quickly flip
it up in back for a peek-a-boo shot of your butt. Make your
partner wait. And always toss the removed garment at your
captivated audience.
When you are finally free of the confines of your outfit,
continue to move and dance seductively. This is when the
long necklace comes in quite handy. Not only will it sway
beautifully, but it will also draw attention to your breasts,
which is a good thing. Now this may sound ridiculous, but
honestly, your lover may not know what to focus on and you
will then laugh from his or her eyeballs jittering out of
their sockets.
You are now down to your underpinnings, shoes and stockings.
Let your lover enjoy this for a few moments before you tantalizingly,
excruciatingly, slowly roll each stocking down your leg
(obviously, if you're going the garter belt route,
you'll want to undo those first). Try propping your
leg on something that's close by your sweetie, like
the arm of the sofa or chair, while you're doing this.
Once you get to your ankle, slide your shoe off long enough
to get the stocking off, then put your shoes back on and continue
dancing.
Now that your sweetie is a quivering mass of jelly, climb
down from the stage or slowly make your way over to him or
her, and tease for a few more moments before surprising
them with an impromptu lap dance. Or, if you'd rather,
merely strut into the bedroom. It may take them a moment
to register, but I can guarantee they will be in shortly!
Believe me, once you've done a striptease for your
favorite playmate, you'll want to do more. And I can
guarantee he or she will want you to, as well. The main point
to remember is this is a fun exercise that will titillate
both of you. Plus, it'll be something you can talk about
for years to come and even plan new shows together. So go
buy some hot undies and get stripping!
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