How to identify a duck?

I heard from someone that by looking at the way a guy walk,
you can tell whether he is a duck or not?


One morning, I was having breakfast with my friend and we
met my uncle and his wife who happen to be taking breakfast
at the same place. After my friend left, my uncle and his
wife both said that my friend was a duck? They said that by
looking at the way he walked you could tell that he was a very
season duck? His legs is very 'loose'. But I still do not
understand, what they mean by 'loose' legs. What I can see
is that his backside is very board compare to mine (look
broader than his shoulder) and by looking side way his butt
was very flat. You do not see his butt poping like most man.
Is my uncle and wife telling me the truth? Does very duck
look like this? Could someone explain why a duck look like
this? I think very body is very interested to know how to
identify duck and chicken. Could some expert kindly enlighten
me

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