A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in
the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman
stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run
ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"
A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously
pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run
ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"
The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times
and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells
"R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"
All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down
confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment,
whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn't have to
run, he's got four balls."
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief
and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with
pr-r-ride!!!!"
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