How to PISS OFF people and have FUN doing it
Welcome to class kids, please take a seat. And remember
you might get stuck in that seat, so pick one next to the hot
girl or guy.
Ah, so good to be teaching again. Today, kids, what I would
like to teach you is how to have fun at someone else's
expense, one of the ten greatest joys of life. Lets begin.
The first thing you have to do is prepare your style of release.
I like to utilize a heightened sense of anger comedy. This
is the kind of thing that you see the comedian Lewis Black
or Chris Rock or Dennis Leary use. They are not REALLY angry,
but things appear much funnier when they seem that way.
People will believe you, trust me.
Next, pick a subject that actually COULD piss you off, I
find that stupidity has always been a popular target. Trust
me, some people will laugh, the smart ones. You really don't
care about anyone else, because SOMEONE has to be the blunt
of the joke. That's just the way comedy goes. Ah, sad
but true.
Step three is to elaborate on the subject (like say grammar
as a possible subject) and poke fun from EVERY angle there
is... you might find that once you get started, you really
can't even stop.
Step four... look for a forum that is NOT regularly used
for comedy. If you label it as FUNNY, more people will 'get'
the joke, but it won't be as mean-spirited in nature,
thusly the most important person (yourself) will not laugh
the hardest. I like to post in spots where you would never
ever think to actually look for comedy myself, and choose
a forum like sex, where people are bound to be wound up just
a little (well, except for the people that are having success
at getting sex, they will post GOOD things and applaud you).
The funny thing is that YOU will know that every negative
response stems from a lack of sex, which is the BEST part
of all... it's the FINAL laugh. Because at this point
you really don't even need a defense, it's all
too funny.
AH. What a relief. Not that I would EVER try ANY of this myself...
it's just a theory of course....
OH - I ALMOST FORGOT! SEX! Yes, that is why we are all here!
Well, guess what kids, Groucho once said that the shortest
distance between two people is laughter. I have been in
situations (none recent or anything) where I have met
sooo many people just from making them laugh, its sick.
If you make people laugh they will cum. (Our Father, who
are in heaven, hallowed be they name... please forgive
me for such a MORONIC PUN and sentence me not to hell but to
everlasting LOVE and JOY and HOT LOVIN baby. Yeah! Amen.)
Thank you class, you may go now.
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