taboo stories

american Vs. canadian

An American is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants,
bread, butter & jam when a Canadian man, chewing gum,
sits down next to him.

The American ignores the Canadian who, vertheless, starts
a conversation:
Canadian : "You America folks eat the whole bread??"

American:(in a bad mood): " Of course."

Canadian : (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't.
In Canada , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we
collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them into croissants and sell them to America.

" The Canadian has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.

The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

Amrican : "Of Course."

Canadian : (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling),

"We don't. In Canadian we eat fresh fruit for

breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers
in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell the jam to America."

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada
?"

Canadian : "Why of course we do", the Canadian

says with a big smirk.

Amrican : And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"

Canadian : "We throw them away, of course."

American : "We don't. In America , we put them
in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and sell them to Canada.