The Newborn
A Canadian Is Drinking In A New York Bar....
He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from
Ear to ear & orders a round of drinks for everybody in
the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced
a typical Canadian baby boy Weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds,
but the Canadian just shrugs, "That's about
average up North, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical
Canadian baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around & many
exclamations of "WOW!" were heard.
Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar. The bartender
says
"Say, you're the father of that typical Canadian
baby that weighed 25 pounds
at
birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin'
bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna
call you... so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled & concerned. "What
happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson Canadian,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender
& proudly says, "Had him circumcised".
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