Onestone
There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone",
so
>> > > > named because he had only one testicle.
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>> > > > He hated that name and asked everyone
to not to call him
>> > > > Onestone! After years and years
of torment, Onestone
>> > > > finally cracked and said, "If
anyone calls me Onestone again
>> > > > I will kill them!" The word
got around and nobody called
>> > > > him that any more. Then one day a
young girl named Blue Bird
>> > > > forgot and said, "Good morning,
Onestone..." He jumped up,
>> > > > grabbed her, and took her deep into
the forest where he made
>> > > > love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all
>> > > > the next day, until Blue Bird died
from exhaustion.
>> > > >
>> > > > The word got around that Onestone
meant serious business.
>> > > >
>> > > > Years went by and no one dared call
him by his given name
>> > > > until a woman named Yellow Bird
returned to the village
>> > > > after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue
>> > > > Bird's cousin, was overjoyed
when she saw Onestone. She
>> > > > hugged him and said, "Good
to see you, Onestone..."
>> > > > Onestone grabbed her, took her
deep into the forest, then he
>> > > > made love to her all day, all night,
and all the next day,
>> > > > and through the next night...but,
Yellow Bird wouldn't
>> > > > die!!!!
>> > > >
>> > > > What is the moral of this story???
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>> > > >
>> > > > Come on..........take a guess!
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>> > > >
>> > > > Think about it...............
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>> > > >
>> > > > You're going to love this!!!
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>> > > >
>> > > > Here it comes............................
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>> > > >
>> > > > And the moral is........................
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>> > > >
>> > > > You can't kill two birds with
one stone!
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