Nuns at the pearly gates
A mini bus full of nuns crashes and they're all killed.They
line up at the pearly gates and st Peter asks the first nun
"Have you ever had anything to do with a penis?"
to which she replies "I once saw one". "Go
wash yer eyes in that holy water over there" says st
Peter.The second nun has touched a penis and is told to wash
her hands in the holy water.Suddenly theres alot of shoving
and pushing goin on at the back of the line, "Whats
the fuss?"asks st Peter to which sister Anna says
"I want to get to the holy water before sister Mary
sticks her ass in it "
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