Diet Plan
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very
serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would
ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED
WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!"
he thought to himself.
But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10
pound weight loss program. The next day there's a knock
at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him
a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed
in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round
her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of
the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me!"
Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles
later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and
has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves,
he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company
does business!" The same girl shows up for the next
two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he
weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lb.
as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound weight
loss program. The next day there's a knock at the door
and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman
he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok
running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If
you catch me you can have me." He's out the door
or after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape
and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it
is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days,
the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself
and finds he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides
to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound weight loss program. "Are you sure?"
asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program."
Absolutely, " he replies, "I haven't
felt this good in years". The next day there's
a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular
guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you,
you're mine."
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