sapphic erotica

New viruses out

Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec or McAfee
have any
solutions for these yet!!!

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting
and
re-counting.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO
memory.

The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out
of an old
floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then
e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks
to 100 Mb, then
slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb.

The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't
care.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files,
leaves, but will
be back.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into
a 3.5 inch
floppy, then discards it through Windows