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worst pick up lines

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere
I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed
Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only
one talking to you.

My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going
and going.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King,
you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that
someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would
be McGorgeous.

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself
in your pants.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could
ride you all day long for a quarter.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam
you all night long.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem
to have lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas,
can I visit you between the holidays?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing
dead?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think
he went into this cheap motel room.