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played around!

One day, this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island
all alone for ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"Its's certainly not a ship, " he thinks
to himself.

And as the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule
out the possibility of a boat,
then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this
drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit
and scuba gear.

She aproaches the stunned guy and ask, "How long has
it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left
sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh
cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag,
and says, "Man, oh man!" "Is that ever
good!"

She then asks him, "How long has it been since you've
had a sip of bourbon?"

Trembling, he replies, "Ten years!"

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on
her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and gives it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swig, and says,
"Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!"

Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper
that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at him suductively,
and asks, "And how long has it been since you've
played around?"

The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh my God!
Don't tell Me you've got golf clubs in there!"