 | worst pick up lines |
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere
I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just... |
 | Looking for fun upon return of Iraq |
Well I am a 24 yr old Puerto Rican male that is looking to have
as much fun as i possibly can when i get back from Iraq....
I have been out here making sure that our country is... |
 | Women are attracted more to personality and character |
Most men can't believe it, but to a woman your
looks just aren't that important.
Sure, if you don't take care of yourself, don't
bathe, and let two of your... |
 | Ich freue mich |
Ich freue mich, bald dein und mein Sthnen zu hren. Bin
voll Verlangen und so hungrig auf dich, dass du damit rechnen
musst, aufgefressen zu werden.
Endlich wieder die geliebte Stimme... |
 | re:re: there is a difference... |
This is in regard to a response to my article....I HAVE OFFERED
TO PAY FOR THE DRINKS AND TO GO DUTCH....THE MAN USUALLY
REFUSES...so according to the person who replied to... |
 | The Lesson Part 1A |
The Lesson Part I
It was Christina's turn to read her report on Modern
Civilization to the class. She shifted in her seat
uncomfortably when Professor Finicky... |
 | The Bias Against Men |
Guys. We're getting our asses kicked. We're overmatched
against women and we're busy killing one another in
the name of something- take your pick.(That's no reflection
on our fine... |
 | Reflections |
On the wind, see begotten.
Fall of fall and night and day.
Till not when light has gone forgotten
Shall meek and mild lose its way.
Melody made by hearts pound thumping;
... |
 | Porch or Porsche ?? |
A woman answered the knock at her door and found a destitute
man. He wanted to earn money by doing odd jobs, so she asked:
"Can you paint?" "Yes, " he said,
"I'm a pretty good painter."... |
 | A question for the ladies............... |
Afternoon .. I have a partner that I 'visit' at
least once a week. She said the other week that she's
never used a Vibrator and has no real wish to use one. So me
being a typical male... |
 | What is a woman? |
FEMALE ANALYSIS
Women--Chemical Analysis
Element: Women
Symbol: WO
Discovered by: ADAM
Atomic Weight: Average expected as... |
 | What are you looking for? |
I figure is we are going to get some dialog going, someone
has to step forward and start. This seems like a logical
topic to start with, since everyone has different reasons
and... |
 | ONCE UPON THE TIME |
YEAP THE TITLE IS A SHORT CUT FOR THE RESUME
ONCE UPON THE TIME THERE WAS A BORED GUY WHICH DECIDE TO GET
ON THE NET TRYING SOME OF THIS KINKY SITE WHICH PROMISE A
LOT... |
 | What about the average joe? |
I have signed on with several different sinlges dating
sites. And wouldnt you know the responses are all the same.
"Sorry but you don't look good enough."
Ya know we average joes have a... |
 | Rock Solid in Gaga Land |
It was a long, hard, day at work. As I entered my apartment
I was suddenly blasted with a gush of steamy, hot, air. As
on occasion I would turn the heat to full in the chilly... |
 | Col's Encounter |
As males enjoy female exhibitionists and, it seems, females
are offended by male exhibitionists, as a male I am wary
of getting caught, even though I keep trim.
My house... |
 | pants |
A guy walked into a bar and sat down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he noticed about her though, was her pants.
They were skin-tight, high-waisted and had no obvious... |
 | Re:Re:Man's G-Spot |
Actually there are studies that have recently come out
indicating there is a substantial (if I can recal correctly)
reduction in prostate related problems later in a man's
life the more... |
 | Que es el AMOR??? |
Un periodista pregunta a un conclave de eminencias en diferentes
materias:
P. Senores, basados en sus vastos conocimientos y experiencia,
para Uds. q es el AMOR?
... |
 | Climax |
There is a surge
At the moment of attraction
A primal feeling continues to urge
Causing a full reaction
Shivers go up and down
Getting juices... |
 | The Ten Things Women Do That Drive Men Away |
I found this on the web, some I agree with and some I do not...
what do you think?
1. ACTING SWEET TO GET A MAN, THEN CHANGING
2. NOT GIVING ENOUGH SPACE
... |
 | bref historey on bath hoses in winnipeg by Kev B |
Gather around towel people it's time for your history lesson.What
I'm hoping to give a sense of where our steambaths came from.
Winnipeg has a long and unraided relationship with the... |
 | 2 teil ) Wie wnschen Sie Ihre Beziehungen? |
Welche Personen spielen in Ihrem Leben eine wichtige Rolle?
Nehmen Sie ein groes Blatt Papier unterteilen es in drei
Spalten. In die linke Spalte schreiben Sie die Namen... |
 | Tips on going down... |
I am a guy, and I don't mind going down on women, but I
don't get much practice. I would like to know what advice
other members have on this topic. I think I know what I am
doing, but I... |
 | DISCUSSION: Question for the women of Adult FriendFinder... |
I think it is safe to say that the majority of people who are
members of this site are male. I hear many times that the
women here recieve MANY e-mails from men and that most of
them... |
 | played around! |
One day, this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island
all alone for ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
"Its's certainly not a ship, " he thinks
to... |
 | Reply to masturbation intervention |
Unless the auto-eroticism is keeping your friend from
enjoying her pleasure with you this is a non-issue. Our
(women's) refractory time is very brief and many of
us are multi-orgasmic.... |
 | Pumkin Shagger |
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year
old white male
resident of Dacula, Georgia, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m.
on Friday.
Lawrence will be... |
 | Urinals |
| We have three urinals in our bathroom at work and one of them is the short type. You know the one where the rim is at your ankles. Anyway the urinals are in order so that the first one is short and... |
 | my short 'coming'-what should i do with my penis? |
I am single, 29 yrs. old male...and still a virgin...
The problem is- i have a short penis and it seems when i have the
chance to make it out with a woman, they just turned away or... |
