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A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does he says to the woman: 'Do you know what I`m doing ?'

'Yes,' she says, 'you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.'

'Correct,' says thedoctor.

He then begins to fondle her breasts. 'Do you know what I`m doing now',he says.

'Yes,' says the woman, 'you`re checking for any lumps or breastcancer.'

'That`s right,' replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. 'Do you know,' he pants 'what I`m doing now?'

'Yes,' she says. 'You`re getting herpes.'