The wandering Cock.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be someones
cock, to explore and travel whence it goes? I met someones
cock who did just that.
His name was "One Schlong Dong". I thought it
sounded oriental at first, however, He first appeared
in Australia, with the catchey name of Large_One9. His
prowess was legendary for size. His photo amazing, including,
his checked pillow on the right side, the nightstand with
his bottles and lube on it on the left side, his white paper
basket on the lower left corner, and his books on the floor
in the closet. What an amazing appenditure!! As I wandered
thru the country of Australia, I encountered, Schlonger,
Donger, even longer!! his name was NOW Shagger33, amazingly,
this cock, had not only traveled, it attached itself to
a NEW second person!! in a new location, I would never have
thought that possible, YET same identical photo!! same
articles in it. As I wondered in amazement at this cocks
ability to do this, and self replicate itself!! I discovered
it had now emigrated to America itself!! I wondered how
it got a visa, and passport!! I never noticed a smile below
his one eye. Consequently when I found he had NOW attached
himself to yet a third party, Bighung11, here in Indiana,
I was amazed. Closely I checked the photo, yep there they
were every single item, in the exact same spot. Hey I am not
making this up people, its a miracle!!!! check the profiles
of the names listed, you will be able to view for yourself
this amazing feat!! This is one cock that I believe should
make it in the Guiness Book of World Records, just for travel
and self replicating abilities alone. OR, perhaps, the
higher life form here on Adult FriendFinder, will discover as I ultimately
did, that the picture was STOLEN, is a FAKE and PHONY used
by a minimum of 5 people, for since I encountered this cock
on three different people, I have since been told it is also
on two more male profiles. So men if you are suffering from
cock envy!! simply do as they did, steal this "One
Scholng Dong" shot, and use it like they did!!.
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