Taxi
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend
to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing
left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket
-- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself
home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there
was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised
to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit
card numbers, his drivers license number, his address,
etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate
dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars,
get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was
forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time
to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and
hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas
and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself,
he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back
to the airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line
of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride
when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for
a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of
charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How
much for a ride to the airport, " he asked? "Fifteen
bucks, " came the reply. "And how much for you
to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get
the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the
back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions,
with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got
in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?"
The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman
said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove
slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a
big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
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