Tall Tales
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the
lonesome prairie, each with bravado for which cowboys
are famous.
A night of tall tales begins.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy
there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the
corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground,
by the horns, with my bare hands." The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's
nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen
foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for
me. I grabbed the snake with my bare hands, bit its head off,
and sucked the poison down in one gulp and I'm still
here today." The third cowboy remained silent, slowly
stirring the coals with his penis.
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