Jamaican and the cop
A Jamaican who travelled extensively decided to take his
girlfriend on one of his trips to Miami. She was always complaining
that he didnt spend enough time at home. Unfortunately,
she spoke and understood very little English. While there
he decided to go for a drive to show her around the city. Soon
a cop stopped him for speeding.
Cop (heavy accent): Did you know you were doing 60 in a 50mph
zone.
Jamaican male: Sorry officer
Woman: Whe im seh? (What did he say)
Man; Him seh me a speed
Cop: License and registration please
Woman: Whe im seh?
Male: im want me papers
Cop: So your Jamaican?
Woman: Whe im seh?
Man sighs heavily.
Cop: I was in Jmaica recently, had me some of the worst pussy
ever. I would never fuck another jamaican girl. It wsa horrible.
Woman: Whe im seh?
Man (clearly upset): Woman im seh im know yuh! ( He says he
knows you)
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