Great Jokes for Aussies
Q. Why are there no Kiwi's in Star Trek?
A. Because they won't work in the future either LOL
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first
exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight,
and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed
or bottle-fed.
Breast-fed" she replied.
Well, strip down to your waist, " the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed
both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder
this baby underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know, " she said, "I'm his Grandma,
but I'm glad I came."
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Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes silence
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