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At the Doctors Office

A woman goes to the doctor's office.

"Doctor, I've got a strange problem and I need
your opinion."

"Could you describe the symptoms to me?" he
asked.

"Well, it's easier if I show you, " she
said and, standing up,
proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear
she
sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs
to
reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs.

"They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little
worried about them."

The doctor peered closely at the two circles and said, "Are

you a lesbian, by any chance?" he asked.

Embarrassed and slightly non-plussed at this question
coming
from a man with his head between her thighs she replied,
"Well, yes I am! Why do you ask?"

"Well, I'm afraid you'll have to tell your
girlfriend that her earrings aren't real gold."