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Wanting a date

A man with no hands or legs who is in a wheelchair aproaches
a single woman who he has been admiring for a while she is
inside her home. The door bell rings and she answers the
door. Here's how the convo went:

Man: Hello

Woman: Hello. May I help you?

Man: I have to tell you I have falling in love with you for
a while now

Woman: But you have no arms?

Man: I can never beat you my dear

Woman: But you have legs either?

Man: I will never run and leave you my dear

Woman: What about sex?

Man: I rang the damn door bell didn't I?