WORDS WOMEN USE
1. FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something, "
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
4. GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
5. LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means
she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
6. THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that
she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just
say you're welcome.
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