The Blonde
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked her first football
game.
"Oh, I really liked it, " she replied, "especially
the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and
then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
"Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!"
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