My dick turned green, should I see a doctor???
Lol. JUST KIDDING! I just had to make friendly light of some
of the advice questions here because they are really funny.
I mean, cum on, "Do straight guys like to lick other
guys assholes?" or "My husband has lipstick
on his dick. Is he cheating on me???" Huh?! Like, nah
bitch, its just halloween!
Seriously though, I think some people should stop assuming
everyones motive behind questions. Some may be funny,
but the person on the other end may seriously not know the
answer, or be in denial about it. I've watched and been
accused several times of ulterior motives for questions
I didn't know the answer to. So why don't all you
self-proclaimed sex experts put your wonderful knowledge
to use instead of trying to mind read? Yes, I know that is
too much to ask...
But just so Dakranz the moderator doesn't chime in
with his same old line, here is my advice question. I'm
sure some of you will think its a stupid question, but I seriously
don't know the answer to it.
I love to eat pussy and I'm proud to say that in 6 years
of impotence I ate more pussy than most do in their lives
(no dakranz, I'm not promoting). I've only had
one lady who had a FOUL smelling coochie. I like the "feminine
aroma" but this shit was ridiculous!
I'm very insecure about my body; therefore, I have
never, EVER insulted a ladies private parts because I know
many are self-conscious like me. I ate her out but it was
shear TORTURE! Ever see the movie "The Sixth Sense"?
Well, I felt like I was in "The Sex Scent" because
I said to myself "I smell DEAD PEOPLE!!!"
After that long buildup, here is my "stupid question."
Should a guy let a women know if her pussy smells like rotten
shit? I simply assumed she was having a bad day. After all,
she was a cheerleader and very clean. I know of no polite
way of telling a women that her pussy smells, just like thereis
no polite way to tell a man that he has a tiny dick.
I really want a TON of feedback on this. Even though it is
a simple yes or no question(with explainations), I'm
ready to hear the usual bullshit about "getting in
touch with my feelings" and "communicate better"
blah, blah, fugginblah!
I do know how to politely communicate if I choose to, I just
want to know if its ever appropriate to tell a women something
so sensitive?
Thank you for reading this long winded diatribe.
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