Man and Woman
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; its
a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, So
youre a man, thats interesting. Im
a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! Theres nothing
left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign
from God that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days.
Flattered, the man replied, Oh yes, I agree with
you completely!
This must be a sign from God! The woman continued,
And look at this, heres another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine
didnt break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine
and celebrate our good fortune.
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back
on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, Arent you having any?
The woman replies, No. I think Ill just
wait for the police
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