Are you from Michigan?
You are if:
1. You've never met any celebrities.
2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of
the Michigan/Michigan State game.
4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian.....eh!
5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.
6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an
orange barrel.
7. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
8. It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot
Fudge sauce, and Faygo Pop.
9. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."
10.You've had to switch on the "heat" and
the "A/C" in the same day.
11.You bake with SODA and drink a POP.
12.The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't
funny. You consider it a documentary.
13.Your little league game was snowed out.
14.The word "thumb" has geographical, rather
than anatomical significance.
15.You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot
on your right hand.
16.Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port
Huron to Muskegon.
17.You measure distance in minutes.
18.When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan
Left."
19.You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but isn't
that far from Hell.
20.Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and Construction.
21.Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores
at Christmas.
22.You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.
23.Owning a Japanese car was a hangin' offense in your
hometown.
24.You believe that "down south" means Toledo.
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