New Secretary
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young,
sweet, and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was
open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson,
your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened
to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided
to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked,
"By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door
was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing
at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why
no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on
two duffel bags."
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