A Woman and her Tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't
seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor
who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get
your
tomatoes red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand
in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes
turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the
same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So
twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden
hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes
turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are
enormous...."
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