Chicken and the Horse
A chicken and a horse
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved
to play together. One day the two were playing, when the
horse fell into a bog and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for
the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm,
he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail,
for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
Harley. Finding the
keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
of rope hoping he still
had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see
the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of
the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end
to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken
then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best
buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon,
he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his
life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken
to grab his "thing"
and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got
a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
"When you're hung like a horse, you don't
need a Harley to pick up chicks."
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