Quarterback
Joe was a 3d string quarterback for a pro foootball team.
On sunday morning Joe's wife told Joe to take the kids
to the park so they could play, he said honey you know I play
football on Sunday and she said Joe you just a 3d string quarterback
and they never call you in the game, so why dont I go down and
dress up and go sit on the bench, so he said ok and took the
kids to the park. The game was down to 8 sec. when the 1st string
quarterback got his light knocked out. they said Bubber
get in there and quarterback, he was in the game on the first
play and his light went out. They sais d Joe get in there.
so she go out and the field and soon as the ball was snap her
light went out, when she woke up in the locker room with a
big trianer over her saying Joe I got your balls back in place
now to get your peter to pop out..
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