OLD VS YOUNG
AN OLD MAN IS SITTING BY HIMSELF ON A MALL BENCH. AFTER AWHILE
A YOUNG MAN, WITH SPIKED HAIR OF NUMEROUS COLORS(RED, BLUE, GREEN, YELLOW
AND ORANGE) SITS DOWN NEXT TO THE OLD MAN. THE OLD MAN LOOKS
AT HIM INQUISITIVELY, BUT SAYS NOTHING. THIS GOES ON FOR
QUITE AWHILE BEFORE THE YOUNG MAN FINALLY SAYS, "WHATS
THE MATTER OLD TIMER, HAVEN'T YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING
WILD IN YOUR LIFE?"
WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE THE OLD MAN SAYS "YES, GOT DRUNK
ONCE AND HAD SEX WITH A PEACOCK. AND I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU WERE MY SON!"
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